This could also work with Bad Luck Brian or even a bit with Hide The Pain Harold.

Maybe he’s just a free elf.

Every little star needs a friend.

With enough hair, everything is better.
- Bob Ross, probably.

The Cardassian:

He has only a happy little bush on his head.

More like this:

Or more like that:

https://startsat60.com/media/lifestyle/jokes/daily-joke-dave-boss-pope

Der Meertor-Skandal

“Fuck it is possible, to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.”

Like that?

For free file structure you could also checkout Silverbullet.

Continental Europe perhaps - but if you ask British people if they could give you a handy thats… thats… not about mobile phones.
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Teach a man how to code bad and he will be miserable for his whole life.