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In the event you didn’t know what to think, here’s a large group of possibly real people who have maybe computer-generated opinions, that you can actually agree with, right now!

Look at how many there are, truly this is an accurate representation of your countrymen, and you… disagree with them? What’s it like being on the outside, looking in, nerd?

Thankfully, media literacy is at an all time low. So we can just keep pumping out these open-source articles that masquerade as journalism. Now your relatives and coworkers can sound intelligent and well-informed when they come to talk, even though they may have only read the headline!

Nice, we’re about to run a pirate campaign with like 9, 10 people. We’ll be lucky to finish a round of combat in a session, but it’ll be one to remember for sure.

Lucky, we had to postpone a session 0 due to people having plans for the super bowl. Super boring game, and the whole event felt off. I fell asleep before it ended, but spent the whole time thinking about the fun we could have had.

Also that other commenter making assumptions about you and boycotting seemed just as odd. It reminds me more people came from reddit recently.

Perhaps not, they could be selling it on the side. Arrest their competitors, sieze their product, sell it to their customers, blame Master Splinter.

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he has used his own teenage son’s blood to test whether transfusions from a younger person had any direct health benefit on someone his age (he has since discovered that they do not)

Imagine if it worked, though. This dude would have a basement full of teenagers, their blood being siphoned for his own twisted purpose.

Once the horse is at the water, the choice to drink is entirely up to them. It may be hard to accept, but as much as you do, if they die from drugs, it is not your fault.

We’ll probably be seeing this in other places soon. They upload pictures of “Drones over X city in Y state!” that is clearly just an airplane, and do it a few dozen times. Now when there’s real drone activity, when people search, the AI enhanced search engines will pull the most popular results, not the most current or accurate. Now the common consensus will be, “Oh, it’s just another plane probably.” Drones over cities become commonplace, and everyone is used to another layer of police state from clear blue skies.

Why thank you, it took many edits to get it to the point where it was creepy but believable.

Can you imagine hitching your wagon to someone only to find out years later that they can’t stay focused while under the effects of teargas?

It says a lot about the strange people you meet online that, had I never responded, no one but me would truly know if this offhand comment actually came from a deranged stalker or just some drunk and bored idiot looking to do some light trolling.

No idea. I always tell them how nice I am, I always hold the door for them, and I even shower before we meet up. I’ve even going so far as to pick them up at their houses, they never seem to appreciate it. Some have reacted quite unexpectedly, slamming the door and yelling about police. I’ve learned to never show initiative and learn their address beforehand, as the effort is never reciprocated. Maybe if I was some knuckledragging douchebag, I’d get some of the attention I deserve.

The healthcare costs in America will ensure there’s no transfer of wealth between generations.

Perhaps your pipes are too wide.

Hand tight, then torque wrench, 7-inch pounds.

A coworker actually referred to trump as daddy once. Out of dead silence, he said to another coworker, “You know, daddy is gunna be in the area soon.” I continued to evesdrop, as I wanted to hear who coworker #2 thought of as ‘Daddy’ with no context. He hesitantly said the names of a few managers in confusion, and the first guy corrected him and mentioned it was the former president.

Solar systems only got the one star.

Let yourself be cold for a bit, too. If you immediately try to fight off the cold, you’re not letting your body acclimate. There’s only so many layers you can throw on, but if you allow your body to adjust, there’s less layers required.

My comment was absolutely an understatement to generate curiosity. I do agree that Kevin Can Fuck Himself is a hidden gem. I’ve read that some people were saying the sitcom element takes them out of moment, but I fear they’re robbing themselves from a great experience by not continuing.