hissing meerkat

I noticed that my colleagues that didn’t turn webcams on were all women, so I started turning mine off for anything I thought they might attend.

Don’t give the super wealthy any ideas.

A COVID vaccine (offer not good inside the US)

Everything. Or just this.

I need to get my car fixed so I can leave.
I need to empty out my car so I can get it fixed.
I need my car fixed so I can empty it out.
I need to go shopping so I have food.
I need to bike to go shopping.
I need to eat to bike.
I need food to eat.
I need to get paniers and a rack for a bike so I’m not so reliant on my car.
I need to get my car fixed so I’m not so reliant on a bike.
I need to find a therapist to feel safe.
I need to set up a computer to email every provider in a whole state to try to find one.
I need to set up a computer so I can work.
I need to feel safe to set up a computer.

Everything seems like the most important thing to do right now. I know the actual only important thing to do today is get food for at least 3 days so I can have at least 1 day when that’s not a problem. I need someone to tell that to even though I’d already thought of that and thought that I have nobody to tell it to, so thank you for asking.

That’s because you’re the victim of a crime: extortion

Random word generator

Thanks. I’d never thought of an office surplus store.

Edit: The office surplus store here had 2 identical unremarkable shoddy used chairs for new shoddy chair price.

I have the bottom half of an unpleasantly upholstered office chair that I pulled out of a dumpster a quarter century ago. I would not recommend it, but it’s better than the loose crap I find every time I go chair shopping.

Universal basic income and universal healthcare so I (and everybody else) don’t have to worry about a job, being able to work, retirement, disability, and employers will have to offer meaning, increased quality of life, and actual respect to attract employees.

Carbon Catch and Release

Phone assistants responding to you in the same volume of voice you used to address them.

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