Lol Donald “Quixote” Trump

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Tropical vacation with sex, drugs, and pizza

Oh shit… I sometimes forget how little the truth has to bend for satire. I’m glad my dad isn’t into that

He should try just getting a blood boy like Gavin Belson did in Silicon Valley

I love the way this is written

The very existence of this thread is proof.

“I feel bad for you.”

“I don’t think about you at all”

Lol damn… yeah those thumbnails are pretty insufferable

I’d say the smarter elites would fare better in democracy since there are more options. But it also means arranging the perfect life yourself without burning through all your money.

In dictatorships you can just order people to make your life easy but there are fewer options overall and the people serving you fear for their lives

The moving thing worked for me, I just said I’m moving back in with my parents and they have amazing Internet. Like to me that’s a checkmate, they can’t say anything

Ok dude

Hitler lost WW2, the south lost the American civil war, and we haven’t all nuked each other (yet)

I think Anish Kapoor owns Vantablack if that counts. Technically he probably just owns the right to the paint