Same. But I did enjoy some of it. There was some local spring water in Bosnia that was awesome, cevapcici is cool, and I enjoyed the Georgian wine I had in Ukraine. Also the Netherlands’ food surprised me. I loved everything I tried, especially bitterballen and mustard soup.

Pretty sure Adam Sandler produced a documentary about that years ago.

So awesome it’ll never happen, but it’d make a great scene for Remember the Titans 2.

This wouldn’t get anyone fired in the current administration. That’s promotion material. They’re hoping for people to take the initiative just like that–don’t make them tell you explicitly to post it. That’s how you succeed as a Republican.

The sword in question:

Snowden added, “As someone who wants to sweep away corruption, there’s a lot to like in the new ShamWow. And for those really tough, dirty stains, there’s OXYCLEAN!!! With ShamWow and Oxyclean, you don’t need to be Rushin’!”

Baguettes AND bagels is too OP. Not fair.

NJB

Neil jeGrasse Byson?

The benefit of being an early adopter is my folder full of Donald Trump/Congressional Republicans suckin’ and fuckin’ before all of the fun models got taken down from easy access.

It can if you kind of squeeze the tube a little bit and then let it suck the paste back in. But it’s really tedious.

The Netherlands would be high on my list, too. What a pleasant place.

Not me. It’s the rest of you.

Let me ask you this: how many ads have you run on Twitter? Does that strike you as fair?

But they said I was one of the good ones. :(

Haters gonna hate. Don’t let it get you down.

Not possible, you’d have to sleep.

If “I’m dying in 31 days” doesn’t work as a pickup line, then fuck my life anyways.

Good thing “try locked-in syndrome” was last on my bucket list.

I guess I’ve earned an extra scoop of ice cream.

Speaking as a former puppet: all of Capitol Hill/much of D.C. is run by 20-somethings like this, precisely because they’re easy to manipulate.