Mayor Poopington

No idea, I remember being given children’s aspirin growing up.

Wish granted. It’s a neuralink and has like 30 back doors. Your memories have all been replaced by caramelldansen and your visual cortex has been ransomwared.

Aight this is a wild one, so buckle up. My old roommate always ate an orange in the morning. So get this, I went up the fruit bowl and switched an orange and an apple around. The next morning, he almost grabbed an apple! So funny!

People who say Star Trek is “too woke”

They will weaponize the IRS against poor people and ignore the people committing big time tax fraud. Do with that information what you will.

Newark?

JFK?

Reagan int’l?

What’s the book?

You came up with this in the shower?

Had an apartment with a washer that could wake up the dead. And of course, no alarm setting. Turns out, it was pretty easy to open the front plate and rip out the buzzer.

All good friend. I’m sure I said it weird, been drinking and avoiding news today.

Does your UPS not have a fan in it? Mines pretty quiet, but anyone who’s not deaf can hear it.

Oh we did. Upgraded to the hot commodity at the time, a 60 inch LCD.

Makes sense. Haven’t had a CRT since my teens. Now that I’m in my 30s I want to try it out.

I could do that with CRT TVs. Back when we had one, I could always tell when someone was watching TV. No matter where I was in the house.

A lot more water

You must have missed the person that said blended up and enema’d

Yea my mental health is too important to worry about stuff like that

Anxiety

https://youtu.be/st21dIMaGMs

Found the original sketch, found no such lines. Probably some random bullshit added to mess with algorithms.