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Cake day: August 7th, 2023

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  • Ingredients:

    White onion (about 1/2 an onion per 16 burgers)

    Hawaiian rolls (a 16 pack will use about 2 lbs of beef)

    Beef - your choice of mix. I’ve been using higher mix of protein to fat lately.

    Cheese

    Horseradish sauce or whatever you’re into

    I use a cast iron skillet for the burgers and a big flat top griddle to toast the buns.

    Pack some patties with the seasoning of your choice. I used Gibson seasoning. I pack them to about the size of my palm. They’ll shrink a bit while cooking.

    Mince some white onion. Saute them with some butter if you want.

    Toast your buns if you want.

    To cook the patties, I throw down a bit of butter and throw the patties in. Once the sides start to brown, I’ll flip and throw my toppings on - onions and then cheese to keep everything in place. Sometimes I’ll put bacon on if I have some.

    Once the bottom of the patty is browned, I put it on the bun cheese-side down to prevent sogginess.











  • I did one a few weeks ago. I told the dude beforehand that I was sorry for being so hairy. He said “Oh don’t worry, I can work around it!”

    This poor dude tried so hard to spread the hair apart and tape the electrodes down with surgical tape and nothing worked. I had asked him beforehand to just get me a razor but he insisted on trying.

    He gave up and handed me the razor. I still have little square patches on my chest.