That weird compulsion to always be in pursuit of a relationship might be gender dysphoria.

At some point it will happen to you, and you will be sober. And when it does, you will remember this day.

I mean… Was she into it?

Can you at least unlock it later with experience points or in-game currency?

Good question. I don’t have a good answer. I just wanted to pause for a moment and reflect on how concisely this question captures the moment we’re living in.

Calling everyone “man”, “bro”, “you guys”

The more I look, the more memes I see. Is that the Instagram World Record Egg?

Think of it more like a holiday

I used to feel really sad about having to wear pants all the time. Some might have even called it dysphoric.

I’d give it a solid 25% probability of being one of those issues where the public is nearly universally in support of it when polled in isolation, but which nonetheless gets gridlocked by partisan shenanigans and fearmongering about the “nanny state”. At least in my town.

It’ll be like watching a bunch of CPU players fight each other in Smash Bros. That’s entertaining, right?