I quite enjoy seeing “President’s Choice” on this list.

Is it prescient, poignant or just apt?

I honestly never noticed Janeway’s ass…

The phrase “all it can” was written twice in one sentence. Ultra cringe.

Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.

The weird part is in the mirror.

I really dug It’s All Been Done but the Barenaked Ladies. Still do.

It’s not even necessarily the income for some things. Tons of things it just never occurred to me a person could get.

A great example is my Beast Wars Tigatron toy that I broke almost immediately after getting. One of the knees snapped. Mum glued it back together a few times, but he couldn’t really transform like that and it always broke again. Then last year I was just like “Fuck it. Somebody’s gotta be selling their own broken Tigatron on eBay with a good leg.” At long last I finally have a proper OG Tigatron.

The Martin Sheen? Or something less majestic?

Shorts are weird. They don’t respond to keyboard controls like K for play/pause, arrow keys to scrub and change volume, you can’t actually scrub at all. I’m pretty sure you can’t see what channel posted them or when? Play them in the regular window and voila, normals ass YouTube video. Just short.

I feel like sarcasm is a really strong attitude to have about fax machines.

Don’t forget they all came out in December! That’s the only thing that matters.

Yeah the whole reason Apple won’t allow it is because they expect you to conclude exactly this.

Aw! I’m shitting in the sink!

I’m obsessing over my Funkey S, Miyoo Mini Plus and Powkiddy RGB30 right now. Retro emulation handhelds are so wicked right now.

All I want is a mod for Left 4 Dead 2 in which you choose one of the Team Fortress 2 mercs as your character instead of the normal survivors. All weapon pickups just become ammo / metal, etc. Not quite sure if being downed should just be eliminated, due to easy healing from the medic, the dispenser, the sandvich, etc… But the respawn closets should function the same.

I don’t care if it breaks the difficulty curve or dialogue, I just want it to function and be fun.

Pretty sure I’d drop my phone.

That’s more or less the problem (one of many problems I suppose). Companies seem to think it’s a good business model to burn money collecting a user base and then turn all their free users into paying users down the line.

Think drug dealers. They wanna be that.

Things like “Did you guys go for lunch?” and hearing back “10-4”. Obviously I know what they mean, it just annoys me.

People saying "10-4” on the radio when they mean “affirmative” or “yes”