I’m fine being a Disney Princess and hanging out with the animals. Brewster is definitely a bro, though.

Sure, however, no interest and his kids will buy literally anything I bring.

“Here’s $1000 for this basket of fruit and the couch you found on your walk in the woods!”

Water.

Not a specific vial of water or a pond or something. WATER. All of it.

Destroy that 🖕

Animal Crossing.

Chill AF, rarely deal with other people, most dangerous thing in the entire universe makes you look silly until you sleep it off.

There’s a large population of Burmese in my city, and learning a bit would probably help with things at work sometimes, but yeah, not many resources.

You have to put in all dashes in the second row

I have it on a T-shirt & still try it on games randomly to see if there’s an easter egg.

Anyone who whould be a good politician is smart enough to stay out of politics.

I would love to hear Burr’s “State of the fucking Union” address

Flat Earthers confirming Earth is round with science and saying the science is wrong.

That’s what everyone thought about Trump becoming president… Both times.

tHe mArKeT WiLl ReGuLaTe ItSeLf!

I’m posting this like once a week now! I stole it myself in November because I knew it would just become more useful

This is the reason they’re legislating against all the Chinese EVs that are 90% as good for 40% of the price.

A brand new 12-15k electric car from a competitor would evaporate Tesla’s bubble so quick.

“Now” is always a good time to rewatch it & get more out of it!

I swore off Tylenol for a bit after watching that…

The absolute banger of a National Anthem is why I always played as the U.S.S.R. in video games as a kid.