I’ve been listening to Gira Gira on repeat

Crazy? I was crazy once

The most common ones use WiFi, so you don’t need any hubs other than a router.

Oh no

Lol I was just going to google it

You can disable the facial recognition, so that shouldn’t be an issue

I would like to think that I would react better if that happened to me but I know that I would fumble in the worst ways possible, so I feel you

Well he had time to ssh in from his phone and type a command

I took it as the donkey being .NET

https://github.com/xvzc/SpoofDPI

So instead of giving them little money, you want to give them absolutely nothing

All you’d need to program that ESP32 is an USB to UART adapter, you can get those for pennies on the dollar. I’ve never used Ethernet on the ESP32 so I can’t attest to how easy it would be, however I do know that doing it over WiFi is super simple.

Strip the debug info, should be a lot smaller. Also check out TinyGo, it’s meant for embedded devices

Probably cheaper to just use an ESP8266 or the like

Yeah fair enough, hopefully with time this will be less of an issue

Wait until you find out how a tank of gasoline fails

Yeah it’s way less powerful, it’s kind of halfway between an Arduino/ESP32 and a Raspberry Pi

The Ox64 is very neat, however it’s kind of a pain to get running

Would appreciate it

Linux is the old standard kernel for GNU