Can I get a dime bag of some cosmic horror?

Mmm the taste of Ham’s Stroganoff Beef Stroganoff.

“Hey! It’s just beans!!”

ChatGPT, write a position paper on self signed certificates.

(Lights up a blunt) You need to chill out man.

Don’t. For any reason, ever, no matter what, or who you’re with, ever…

I also feel that people here are much nicer, and willing to engage with content. Even tiny communities usually make pretty great posts.

It’s some form of elvish.

“The language is that of Mordor, specifically the legal team giving the terms and conditions, Frodo.”

Hunted into extinction by roving bands of hotdog vendors.

WAT.

I was thinking more of a concept that you would love to see, like personally I’d love to see Crusader Kings combined with Total War drop in battles.

Looks like a fancy Warhammer 40K Inquisitor.

I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.

Username: admin

Password: admin

I just wish my carrier would block all unknown callers to my phone instead of just silencing them.

This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”

Did you explain that they were the lords chips?

An instant classic

Crazy ex vibes from that browser.

Leaving a back door in is the same logic as leaving a key under a fake rock by your house.

In a stunning revelation, experts have confirmed that the Middle East remains even more complex and intricate than a perfectly crafted spicy burrito, despite all efforts to simplify it.

While a spicy burrito typically consists of a few key ingredients – rice, beans, meat, cheese, and salsa – the Middle East boasts a rich tapestry of cultures, religions, languages, and political intricacies that defy any attempt to wrap it up neatly.

Experts noted that, unlike a burrito where you can clearly see the layers of ingredients, the Middle East’s historical layers are often buried beneath shifting sands and centuries of conflict. No amount of guacamole can smooth over the deep-seated tensions that persist in this region.

Moreover, in a burrito, you can choose whether to add extra hot sauce, but in the Middle East, the spiciness factor is beyond anyone’s control, with geopolitical conflicts regularly flaring up and simmering down without warning.

To further emphasize the comparison, a spokesperson for the Middle East stated, “We’ve got more ingredients here than the most elaborate burrito joint, and it’s like we’re constantly grappling with too many cooks in the kitchen. While burritos can be spicy for a short time, our spice never seems to cool down.”

In summary, experts suggest that while enjoying a spicy burrito is a delightful experience, navigating the complexities of the Middle East requires an entirely different level of understanding and diplomacy. It seems that when it comes to complexity, the Middle East has the burrito beat, hands down.

The longer I’m in IT, the more I realize that the adeptus mechanicus might be on to something with beseeching the machine spirit.