American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value

lmao

“Look what you made me do! I’m actually the victim here!”

I’ve always wanted a “war on christmas” veteran hat

Got it

🤯

Got me. 100% plausible.

Yes

“I’m scared of guns, I ----- Don’t tell anyone!”

Trump can rub two hamburgers together.

Inshallah

Looking forward to Zuck singing my kids to sleep.

That monkey has a right to defend itself (and RFK Jr.) if someone breaks into their house to steal their bananas.

What did Russell Brand do to get famous? I remember him back in the 2010s being known for questioning existing power structures. Like, he got on stage at some event sponsored by Hugo Boss and brought up the fact that they made uniforms for the nazis.

Covfefe

I’m sure that’s what his pick up artist guru coach tells him all the time. This is the new sigma male dating strategy.

Your

His soft, pasty hands have never held a shovel.

Jimmy pull up that video of the gorilla. That thing could rip you apart, man.

Where do you reside in Canada? Sorry, I don’t get to talk Canadian politics much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT8OU8Yhs_s

Linked above is the movie they sat me down and had me watch with them. Aaron Gunn is the guy who made it. Doing some light research he’s been accused of transphobic, sexist rhetoric and complaining that BC liberals don’t support free speech which any leftist can tell you is just a dog whistle for bigotry going unpunished.

I’m not 100% sold on some harm reduction they supposedly do in BC. Like, if you’re going to give away government produced drugs you should make it impossible for people to just hoard it and then sell it on the street, but overall the message I got out of the documentary was that drug addiction should be stigmatized and punished, which I don’t agree with.