My school taught me that most people in Columbus’ time thought that the Earth was flat and that Columbus would fall off the face of the earth during his voyage.

WinRAR

Breathing air

Oh, I’d only waste them anyway.

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Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

Talking on the phone is necessary in a call center but is not something you want your surgeon to do during surgery.

Around here we call it Festivus.

Granted. The turkey is a little dry.

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The amount of candles on you’re birthday cake are so numerous that the fire department comes out.

We’re only a couple of decades away from nursing homes being full of Megans.

Because we are not entertained.

Dies

The 1994 World Series was a particularly bad series for baseball fans.

The only good thing that came out of the prequels was the pod racing game on the Nintendo 64.

A wizard did it.

Can you imagine a word without lawyers?

That number still remains at zero.