The leopards ate their faces.

my initials

Minecraft username I coined at the age of 8. The name speaks for itself.

for one, a person’s genitals are not necessarily a direct indication of their biological sex, even without considering bottom surgery

I use EndeavourOS. I know quite a bit about Arch, the only thing I don’t really know how to do is install it manually.

Google is about to sue you because they don’t want to lose their trademark.

soon we will reach the magic number companies need to finally consider supporting Linux for once

That is, unless you define correct in mathematical terms. Which no one has done yet.

as if they can even move to China, its market is already dominated by domestic replacements for everything

News at 11.

You’re telling me that the GOP really is literally 1984

A well-designed button can be incredibly satisfying. Just ask anyone who owns a mechanical keyboard.

I mean my point might be better made about Detroit and Windsor but you get the idea

banger of a background track starts

As a Canadian: stay the heck away the border because who knows if they’re gonna launch a missile at Niagara Falls, NY and hit Niagara Falls, ON?

Goodhart’s law:

When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.

dammit

You are using a Master Lock 607. It can be opened using a Master Lock 607. (smacks locks together, causing them to open)

— Trevor McNally, 2023

🤨 vine boom

we all knew it