They’ve put a lot of work into locking people into an ecosystem. To pick one example, if you’ve got a Logic project you want someone to be able to edit, even if you manage to migrate it with all of the required stuff, they’re still going to need a Mac to open it.
and what pray tell would cause a neck kneel to be absolutely necessary
…All of them? That’s literally how all of them work.
My car is a bicycle. Specifically it is a 2017 Masi CX Comp.
Why own a Ford when I have my Chevrolegs?
when shagging for my country, no sacrifice is too great
hey babe, let’s rawdog, i jizz pfizer
that’s the joke
They claim to be on track to make another profit year in 2024.
I’d give better odds to me becoming the king of Thailand in 2024.
He used to be a right wing billionaire who loved spreading his propaganda. He still is, but he used to be, too.
I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.
set maximum profits aside
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You trying to give them lasting psychological trauma?
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That’s the code to my heart, I go
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mine is similar, they laugh at my jokes and can also continue them
How do you know their partner is a doofus?
I was 19 when I had my so-far worst one, now 28. I dealt with it by going trail running. I had an intramural trail running club I was helping to lead at the time, and wound up captaining for a couple of years, and I would go extra hard with the lead group because at the time it felt like pushing myself through the pain helped my mental suffering (and it was healthier than self-harm). About six months after the breakup I set a five-mile time at a community race that was a good two minutes faster than my previous PR, and which I haven’t come close to since.
I also had really supportive friends and wrote some really angsty songs.
That being said, I also almost had to drop out of college because my grades tanked, and only got to stay because I was lucky enough to qualify into the music department on a good audition for a probationary quarter, and then get my shit together long enough to pass the classes I needed to declare the major. So your mileage may vary.
There’s a rail station in my neighborhood (in the middle of the freeway that also runs through my neighborhood, fucking awesome thanks California) that has some five-story apartment buildings near it, but the nearest grocer is 1.7 miles away. It would literally be faster to walk to the train station, take the train to the city, get your groceries, and then take the train back than to walk to the one that’s actually close. Whose fucking idea was this?
I’m from southern California. 'Nuff said.
Damn, are you Elastigirl? 'Cause you be reachin’.
sentences that sound made up but have actual meaning