imagine if we pooped little pellets like goats

ok then it was for matted hair.

was the shaving on the belly? means it might have already been fixed. if it has one ear tip missing, it’s definitely been fixed

local rescues and hardware stores usually have live traps for rental. you have to leave like a $75 refundable deposit but you get it back as long as you don’t break this trap.

also a lot of pet shops tend to have scanners available, you can call around to see if there’s one closer

because few people in this society spend money on something that makes other people’s lives easier.

the reason you were able to download it is because other people were seeding it. that’s why seeding is helpful

Revanced

yes.

gee I wonder how long it will be before I can download the custom patches to get around this

didn’t realize we weren’t distilling it.

it would technically be a brandy

kicking heroin

don’t listen to the people telling you to put it in rice. putting it in front of a fan will have a much better drying effect. ancient people didn’t preserve stuff by putting it in rice

I just use witch hazel

this is interesting and whatnot, but during WW2, US research indicated that jellied gasoline (napalm) was a far more effective incendiary than thermite when it comes to burning wood.

somebody else’s kidney

is reusable, because it never works

free shrimp

diaphragms are for pussies

parachute doesn’t go between you and the ground, you go between the parachute and the ground. unless you cheaped out on the parachute