You would.

“The Byrgenwerth spider hides all manner of rituals, and keeps our lost master from us.”

Scots are so precious.

Nihilism can be a positive force.

One of the special needs kids got naked in the bathroom, took a shit on the floor and rubbed it all over the walls and himself before strolling the halls ass naked and covered in his own shit. It was a wild scene, man.

Lucky for you, cheese single.

I’m sorry, Jon.

Currently 2:06 am and I just had a slice of cheese. Extra sharp cheddar.

Better get some glue.

But are you also a mechanic? Cuz we need both.

If we’re being honest, I hate magazine less than I hate sublemmy.