I think they meant the immortality where you can live as long as you want to, not the kind where you can’t die. I don’t think anyone wants that…

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Even worse, https://unity.com/pricing-updates is posted on their site:

“We leverage our own proprietary data model and will provide estimates of the number of times the runtime is distributed for a given project – this estimate will cover an invoice for all platforms.”

Estimating how many copies you sold based on your own ‘data models’ which is impossible to track? Isn’t that like a giant red flag for laundering money?

Me nether.