Slaps roof of laptop This bastard can cook so many egg omelettes

It’s most likely expandable, have you checked?

Fun fact, when you see someone forest walking out their rectangle of white cloth or some dude waving a white flag at tall grass, it’s actually researchers collecting questing ticks (those that wait in the grass to catch onto something)

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