Turnip boy commits tax evasion.

That doesn’t say much, shoplifting is super common.

Glad I’m not the only one 🦉

I’d like to visit this owl in his cosy little house. But when I shrink myself down, he’ll eat me.

Phuket, I’m leaving.

Ugh the war on drugs is so stupid.

Wow, that’s uncomfortable.

And if it’s a boy?

What kind of HR rat snitched on him?

Vladimir Nabokov got criticized and accused over writing Lolita all the time.

Did he sing about his wife’s womb as a pub that’s closing and expelling the drunkards?

Very cool! I wonder what it feels like. Are all those little fringes like jelly?

D… doable?

I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

Yeah? I also consider myself mostly straight. Not that unusual, I think.

Thanks! Yeah, I think it’s indeed an earthworm.

Amanita muscaria, very nice!

Any chance you could fish it out and take a picture for identification?

Strange. Do I understand correctly that this toilet is not on the ground floor? It’s hard to tell, but it almost looks like an earth worm to me. In that case, I would expect something like a crack in the sewer line, but I’m not sure how that would work if it’s on a higher floor.

Do you have pets or kids who could have brought it in somehow?

I’m not a expert on invertebrates but it doesn’t look parasitic to me. If it’s not on the ground floor, then yeah, maybe a bird or other critter (rat? Stone marten?) dragged it in?

As for the “it came from the sewers” options - have you had any very heavy rain recently?

[edit] I’ve searched around a bit, because I was curious, and it seems that finding earth worms in toilets in really not uncommon at all. You might want to get your sewer pipes checked though, see if there are any cracks.

Godawful clownfuck music and yes I also like that one