Happens at least twice a day :(
Actually no. How the fuck do you piss not into the toilet while sitting? That’s the big advantage of sitting down, that and the extra comfort, you don’t have to aim.
The only times this has ever happened was when I was completely hammered and didn’t sit down properly.
Honestly I don’t even see how this is physically possible. Unless you literally do not have a dick there should always be enough - let’s say range - available to bring the urine exit point below the toilet bowl edge.
I feel weird writing this down.
At some point it will happen to you, and you will be sober. And when it does, you will remember this day.
How it’s happened to me is if you’re semi-hard or not holding your dick down, when you piss it’ll go through the space between the seat and the bowl.
I’ve had that happen before a couple times. The worst though is when you sit down and the the shaft touches the water. It’s like a surprise ice bath and it is not fun.
Or the ice cold kiss of the white porcelain…
Followed by the inevitable thought: “well, I’ve got some terrible disease now” no matter that it’s your own WC and hopefully your keep it clean.
No. I usually have to wrap mine around my forearm a dozen or so times to keep it out of the water.
I did once as a kid because I sat on the toilet like an idiot. My dad was… pissed
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Never happens.
Used to happen to me when I was a kid. Now I’m just careful enough not to piss through the seat
