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Huh my costume must be defective
Is it the sex whenever you want? That feature is a paid one I think, mine’s not working either.
Is that Jim Carrey in Yes Man?
Yup!
That last bullet point is kinda sus
*liquor, drugs and sex partners sold separately
I have no kids. Where’s my all of that?
I said it was my costume
i also have no kids or desire for kids, and not much of this, other than being able to sleep
Sex whenever you want?
Sounds like a rapist costume, not an adult with no kids costume.
Sex whenever you want doesn’t imply rape, unless you’re a rapist yourself
Sounds like what a rapist would say trying to cover for their urge to take sex whenever they want it.
