Talk about your ex. Or at least that’s a pro tip that I like to hear often
If the ex somehow comes up in conversation, just say “we just weren’t compatible and broke things off amicably, and are both better people now” and leave it at that
I made this mistake (had a relationship for 8 years that started when I was 16) at the time, so I had zero dating experience. The girl I had a date with thought: “ok, then this’ll just be a one night stand, he’s not bad looking.”
More than 6 years later we’re married with a daughter, dog and cat.
Or my ax
Fart in their general direction.
Especially if it smells of elderberries
I was gonna say take a dump on their bumper but yours works too
Using your phone constantly
Come with your spouse? Or your mum?
Don’t inspire fear or disgust, that’s the basics.
Insist on going to Dennys and then throw a fit about the lack of vegan options at Dennys.
Don’t start planning a family
Not say anything.
Went on a date with a girl I thought was pretty cute, and I heard she had the hots for me. So at first I had high hopes. NGL, I like mysterious but that was too much. All I got was variations of a shrug.
I’m not proud of what I did, but I made some excuse and just left her alone. I simply couldn’t stand it.
Ask me zero questions and/or not contribute much to the conversation. I want to get to know you, and I want a partner who is genuinely interested in getting to know me.
Order the lobster. Or you’ll have to put out
Confessing your crimes. Save it for the wedding night.
