Release a mockumentary that he’s been filming for the last 30 years.
He’d probably have to put all of his eggs in the reincarnation basket and start doing some good deeds.
Or bad deeds, depending on your opinion of actors.
Forever this. He’d have to sudoku, but in the past, so he’d die before the karma went to shit, with the sexual assaults and what not, and then be born anew, and be more lucky in the brain-department. This all sounds like the plot in one of his films. He was just the chef for a scientist developing a time-machine. The terrorist came to steal it, but little did they know that he was secretly the presidents long lost stepfather. Now he travels back in time to abort the terrorists one at a time.
Go back in time and alter the circumstances that lead to sexual assault and rape charges that were only dropped due to the statute of limitations.
Gay sex drama
I don’t know. Are there many acting jobs for people living in the but of dictators these days?
Quit his day job (police officer)
