I would go back to September 1st 2001 and make sure a certain new yorker was in a certain building on a very specific date.
- Erase fasciasts
- Install utopia & a mix of solar punk and star trek like ideals
- Install democracy everywhere
- Save Harambee
- Time Travel and observe real history from the safety of my time machine
- Undo Brexit
- Use butterfly effect to make me female but have my life be the same
Insert obligatory “still cis tho”
Go to June 14, 1946, Jamaica Hospital in Queens, New York. No reason.
First, I would SLEEP SO FUCKING MUCH
Shoot John Wilkes Booth before he got into the theater.
I’d go back and burn that fucking Almanac…
I’d go back and kick my own ass for many reasons but mostly for not asking out that girl that one time I was like 65% sure she was into me. Still can’t let that go. What a little punk ass b.
Tell my grandfather to get his heart checked out. He died too young. I’d love to see just how much sense he’d beat into my father, who is a complete garbage can of a person.
Interesting question i have about how a time machine would work…
Does the machine take you back in time but leave you in the same SPACE? Or does it compensate for movement of objects in space? Because say you travel 2 months backwards into the past…you might exit the machine in the middle of the vacuum of space, given that the Earth is not in the same location. I feel like any future time machines would need to factor in a lot of astrophysics to solve this one…
Already did it.
A lot of slaughter, if I’m being honest
Give a computer to Isaac Newton.
Buy and sell an actually profitable nft. It’ll be like winning the lottery without the drawbacks.
I’d be rich and no one would be jealous of me. In fact most of them will assume I’m lying about my money and not try to rob me. And who would rob an android user with no car or brand names? A rich loser seems to be the best way to live.
The usual. Invest in bitcoin, not get married, become a girl 20 years earlier. Just common stuff.
You already were a girl 20 years earlier. Srs/ga stuff/hrt or no.
So many dead billionaires and political figures… just like… a ludicrous amount.
What’s a billionaire?
A worthless parasite that devours and destroys the lives of working people.
I think they were making a joke from the perspective of the future the OC made.
