Ahh Spain and Finland, why must you be different

Wow Jimi had a fat cock

It’s closer to negative 993 million than 1 billion

Murdered by words

Were those words ‘deny’, ‘defend’ and ‘depose’?

At least you didn’t ask to bum a fag

I think you overlooked the sarcasm…! Happens to the best of us

Often too I’ll upvote a highly downvoted comment because I don’t think it deserved to be downvoted as much as it was, even if it’s one I’d otherwise downvote. Unless it’s horrible, in which case I’ll pile the fuck on

Same, but replace ‘article’ with ‘comments’

People forget that trump did not run for president 3 times. He’s run for president 5 times.

OOTL foreigner here. When were the other 2 times?

…get as much sleep as I humanly can, try to feed myself healthier food (and more regularly), develop my hobbies (mini painting, playing the bass, sketching, writing), re-establish a semblance of a social life by exploring the city and its options, spending more time with friends… Pretty much just living life.

That’s not nothing!

Heat death would be my assumption, so between about 10^100 and 10^106 years

I think about leetspeak every time I notice the time is 13:37

I always get the impression the average user is a millennial

fishes

Fun fact! Fishes means multiple types of different species of fish

I don’t need to google it, it’s a great site

Why the lemon party hate >:(

T.rex is the goat and I’m convinced more people haven’t said it only because it’s too ‘obvious’

Damn. Disability notwithstanding, your life sounds pretty fucking sweet (although sorry to hear about your dad’s passing)

Bro’s tacitly admitted he’s mediocre at best in bed