Bazzite, I use it as my daily driver, distro box allows using the aur easily, it is really simple to use.

I die of either choking on a boiled potato meal or eat to death, both sound plausible…

I watched the pirates of the carribean For The glory of the Empire!

You leave Gabe alone

Then just let the poster change the votes or remove the downvote

Learning how to fight girls…

Source engine. I know it isn’t a game but they can share maps resources and etc. So you have pretty much a world to explore and possibly scans of the real world.