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Those mis-stated phrases are called eggcorns. They’re a fascinating contributor to the evolution of language.

The term egg corn (later contracted into one word, eggcorn) was coined by professor of linguistics Geoffrey Pullum in September 2003 in response to an article by Mark Liberman on the website Language Log, a group blog for linguists.[5] In his article, Liberman discussed the case of a woman who had used the phrase egg corn for acorn, and he noted that this specific type of substitution lacked a name. Pullum suggested using egg corn itself as a label.[6]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn

You’re not wrong, but this article is more about Netanyahu’s flexibility around ‘antisemitism.’

You know, how it’s now considered antisemitic to criticize Israel’s war crimes, but it’s totally not antisemitic to do a Nazi salute and joke about the holocaust as long as you support Israel’s war crimes?

That last line is masterfully written

Avoiding the Monday feel is one of the two benefits of a dynamic schedule. The other is running errands, like going to the laundromat or doing grocery shopping, on a weekday.

Fascinating. I wonder if the transition from foolish ignorance to agreeable friendliness had anything to do with increased civility of society, shifting from seeing the nice as targets to appreciating the kindness from their fellow man.

“You’re not Chairy!” shouted Pee-Wee, “and you’re not Conky!”

That’s only if you are folding the already folded paper. If you unfold after the first fold, then fold one of the halves in half, you’ll always end up with the number of folds plus one.

That still doesn’t match the intended meaning of the analogy though.

And that’s what you get for signing a waver from Neuralink.

Oh is this that middle school forced transition the libtards want? /s

Careful, Punisher. That’s how they got Capone.

We should start a gofundme.

Does this imply some sort of socialized flaccid penis government program?

People would eventually begin to realize the futility of possessions and start to live truly free lives.

The whole broom, you say?

The ones serving up the ads aren’t even the ones listening. They’re buying collated data from many different sources, then their algorithm matches your interests with one of the products they’re contracted to sell. Next thing you know you’re looking at a Rolex ad because you zoomed in on someone’s watch on their Instagram post.

In the movie Reefer Madness, there was two rapes, a murder, and insanity.

You can’t get shit like that anymore.

They failed to mention the new CEO.

It’s Connor Gaydos, the “birds aren’t real” guy.

Be sure to post it. I’m curious to see how it works out.

You could fit more by adding more folding points. Fold Vs around the first one, like a multi-pointed star, and repeat.