Get a Brother laser printer and never look back

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate’s Life for Me 🏴‍☠️

This recent hearing likely will result in increased military funding so you’re not too far off

Right up there with the smell of Sharpies

My point is that Threads is being hyped up as a Twitter-alternative sans baggage whereas it doesn’t really matter because both take lots and lots of your data

NOOOOOO!!! DON’T TAKE MY INTERNET POINTS AWAY FROM MEEEE 😫

I have a collection of the FINEST screenshots purveyed from all across the web

“Whyyyy do you need to KNOW?!”

I live in the here and now, and I’m still baffled by wireless internet. It’s modern sorcery

It’s Morphin Time 👊

HP printers are the worst offenders. Either their drivers go stupid or the ink cartridges go dry RIGHT when you need to print something

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The worst thing is growing up and seeing them less and less to the point where once you do end up seeing them, they look WAY older than your mental image of them. Cherish your parents while you have them