I’d make one called “Super Vanilla” It’s like regular vanilla ice cream but the person serving it to you calls you boring and try to interest you in one of their own kinks.

Dang, that sounds incredible! I’d make a brown butter cookie flavored ice cream with chocolate covered crunchy cookie bits.

Gotta share this ice cream I recently grabbed called Jeni’s. They don’t have exactly what you described but the ‘skillet cinnamon roll’ is soo close. It definitely got me hooked, the flavors I’ve tried so far are wildly accurate.

Disappointment.

Tzatziki Ice cream would go hard ain’t gonna lie

Horchata as a base flavor, with chocolate covered cookie bits for some crunchy texture.

Ben & Jerry’s “Pecan Sanders”. Vanilla ice cream with a maple ribbon for Vermont, pecans, and shortbread pieces.

Jaffa cake ice cream!

Dr. Pepper but labeled “vanilla”

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

That sounds pretty dope. Would definitely try it.

I would go sweet and salty I think. Like a peanut brittle for crunch, a fudge swirl, and a Vineland base? I sounds basic but I think would be good

It would taste like the feeling of smug satisfaction you get when you’re proven right and you get to say “I told you so!”. Kind of like the medicine Mary Poppins gives, it would taste different for every person.

It’s not “new” but I once had a german chocolate cake ice cream … and I so want it again 😥

Dude that sounds wonderful.

Scotch. 🖖

Buttered popcorn with caramel swirl. Maybe some sea salt.