As a Michigander I am greatly offended.

No and no.

It’s a video/streaming platform that pays creators fairly and doesn’t rely on ads or harvesting user info.

I’m in Arkansas

I’m sorry.

There used to be a vaccine approved for human use, but it was discontinued because it wasn’t profitable.

Yay capitalism.

Both pizza and open faced sandwiches are actually just toast.

New… memes?

Fuck that noise, post old memes!

I’ve been getting that from some of the images on slower lemmy instances. You open an image and it loads slowly. Line. By. Line. Never thought I’d be nostalgic for the 56k days.

Red Lobster, reporting in. Over.

TL;DR: incremental improvements and

maximum throughput of at least 30Gbps

lol no