I wouldn’t say ‘full’
It’s called a brojob and it’s totally straight if your eyes are closed
You should also wear socks just in case
My hands are full of penis, and I’m already in heaven.
Imagine ejaculating out of all 10 of your handpenises simultaneously
So female masturbation is still sanctified. Got it. Let me just go ahead and close the door and turn on this white noise machine…
They’ve apparently never met a one armed roofer.
Shout out to my cousin Randy!
40 days and 40 nights in the desert with no food and you reckon Jesus didn’t rub one out to lift his mood, yeah, OK
What if you wanted to go to heaven
But god said “your hands are full of penis.”
You have to climb a ladder to get to heaven now?
Since when?
No American is gonna be able to climb that. So many fat people.
Well that website was fun lol.
Even if you were a perfectly efficient ladder climbing robot, you still would not stand a chance climbing the ladder to heaven because of a little thing called specific impulse, which you woefully lack and this other little thing called heaven, hell and god aren’t real they were invented by humans to give false hope to other humans and through that false hope control other humans and also get wrecked theists
