As per title, what’s the best worst present I could buy for under 100 dollars?
Why be a dick?
Pennies. Individually wrapped.
Funny story, my uncle did something similar once as a gag gift for me and my siblings. He gave us each a wad of industrial shrink wrap (the kind used to wrap heavy machinery like boats for storage) with like $100 in coins inside. He had actually heat-gunned it to stick it all together. We had to spend the next day pulling it apart to get all the loonies and toonies out
Live insects. A quick amazon search indicates that you could buy 2,000 live crickets or 27,000 live ladybugs.
I start jumping off walls if I see a single roach. If I got a thousand roaches flying in my face I’d surely burn myself alive.
“This is fine.”
Convert it all to pennies and give it to your friend that way.
superglue the money to birthday card
Glittery slime for their child. It’s the cruelest thing you can buy someone and probably costs closer to $10.
a video of you burning that money
A video of Danny Devito burning that money would be even better
A glitter bomb?
An office chair. For that price it will be terrible and too big to do anything with it besides gifting it or throwing it out.
5x $20 lottery tickets. Most lottery tickets have a 1:3 - 1:5 win rate, so if you’re lucky enough he might win literally nothing. Nothing else on this list gives the friend hope. Hope unfulfilled is the definition of cruelty.
A dildo. So that he/she can go f**k himself/herself.
Deodorant
What kind of a “friend” are you to ask this question??
a friend of mine once gifted me some lottery tickets and one fake one. fake one said I had won like 30K but when you read the back to see how to collect there were things like redeemable at yo mamas house etc.
that was probably 20-25 years ago, I still can’t fully forgive him.
A picture of the money.
