Why YSK: there are times when you need to not be stinky. A multi-day outing with friends staying in one house comes to mind. Taking bismuth subgallate will make even your vilest poops and farts smell like absolutely nothing. In the US, it’s FDA approved for that purpose and comes in chewable tablets.
The suggested use for anyone not bothering to look this up is to deodorize gas and stool but it’s suggested use is for people with colostomy or exposed stomas where smelly gas and stool is a constantly expelled or people with chronic gas and liquid stool.
I wouldn’t want to stick any drug in my body just to stop farting in social situations. Every drug has or could have side effects even Tylenol or aspirin.
Tylenol/acetaminophen/paracetamol is actually very dangerous. Almost surprising that it’s allowed over the counter.
Why YSK: there are times when you need to not be stinky. A multi-day outing with friends staying in one house comes to mind.
Sorry, I have a hard time coming up with reasons why you should not be stinky in such a case. Do you have a toilet in the middle of the living room on outings? Otherwise who cares? Shit stinks, perfectly normal, absolutely no reason to hide that. People should stop being ashamed for bodily functions instead of medicating them away.
Sorry, I have a hard time coming up with reasons why you should not be stinky in such a case.
I’m gonna try and convince my roommates to take this for my own sanitys sake
If you’re really gassy and don’t want to crop dust everyone with horrible fart stank?
Um no. Are you European or a filthy hippy? Which one?
Awesome, anything to help me not poop at all for 3 days?
Yes but it’s risky. The poop on the 4th day may make you have to retile your bathroom.
That’d be the best case.
Worst case: may need to rebuild part of your house.
So you’re telling methat with just a little p, my entire pooped bathroom can be reptile? Sick
Stop eating?
But that takes all the fun out of crop dusting my roommates and coworkers.
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People should bask in the glory that is my gut fauna leaving behind the potpourri of my people in the bathroom.
Yeah okay let me just risk getting a black tongue and my mouth reeking of sulfur, possible hair loss and vision impairment, black stools, nahhh I’ll just be a normal stinky smart ape thanks.
I carry a lighter. Burn it a bit before you leave the bathroom and it will get rid of most of the smell. I prefer this to taking some sort of medication.
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