It’s not federated but there is pixelcanvas.io, which is like r/place but infinite and not controlled by Reddit

Context for those who don’t know: Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Old TheOnion videos are just so good

Fascinating! Thanks for the link. This is the sort of thing I was hoping for.

I just tried Google News, but it seems like their interface is designed for mobile even though I’m on a desktop. Like, it doesn’t use most of the screen space. But I’m sure on mobile it’s a more pleasant experience

Paint is especially surprising to miss, but yeah. I tried a few different image editing programs on Linux but they were all either too limited in scope or were too complex to quickly learn.